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Damn tired.

Today i woke up at an unearthly hour of 9 in the morning. Anything before 11 is unearthly to me. Cuz i usually don't sleep earlier than 1.30am. Nocturnal? YES! Oh yeah, no thanks to some moron, (see i use the word moron so casually, so relax if i call you a moron lah). Anyway, this moron called me..and asked for don't know who lah. Bloody hell, it was a wrong number. I was too sleepy and tired to play along. Usually i would play along. Thanks to my dad. He taught me how to treat prank call as fun and not frustrating. HEH. I tried going back to sleep, but i couldn't. And since the sun was sooo good today, i've decied to go to Tony Romas' house for a swim (nim! its my turn to get back at you. Who ask you to call Ken Kenny rogers?) I got a tan. Yay. I need to make friends with ppl who live in Modena. This condo that's 1 min away from my house. So i can use the pool. The pool there is nice.

Oh and the reason why i havent been uploading pictures is because i'm using a hand-me-down comp from my uncle lah. And its running on Windows ME. Wah lau, so ancient can, and i'm too lazy to install the driver. So i'll get my hands on the XP installation disk and WHAM, i could upload my pics without installing drivers. The damn repair man didn't wanna install XP for me. Don't know what piracy and shit, and he still had the cheek to tell me he bought his installation CD from pasar malam. what the hell.

Evannnnnnn..when's the VS stuff coming??????? im anxious! heh.

Come next tuesday, i'll be an office person at Raffles Place. i got no office wear! OMG. And i heard that working in a law firm is such a bitch, because they allow pants only on fridays. not even jeans! =(

Nim: Hobs would only come to KL if there is even number of ppl. I hate odd numbers too. Imagine sitting alone on the bus. But tony volunteered to sit alone if theres an odd number. But i know you'll get mad, cuz i know you wanna cuddle up with him on the bus or train. But hobs said the train damn dirty. HAHA.

Speaking of cleaniness, i was watching Prime Time Live on CNA (channel News Asia) just now while having my lunch. They unraveled the 'cleaniness' of cabins on the cruise that goes to the bahamas and stuff. They used UV lights and they use a swap to collect samples of stains and then bring it back to the lab. They found

1. Urine stain on the toilet door knob. WTF?
2. Urine stain on the fridge/walls/ICE TRAYS
3. Semen stain on the fridge
4. Semen stain on carpet, blanket, sofa, dressing table (wtf. are these ppl having kinky sex or what huh?)

Okay thats about it. Men are the culprit. Cuz for one, women can't pee on door knobs, neither do we produce semen. Disgusting.