Back Then In KC (part II)

First of all, i would like to reciprocate Hob's kind gesture by referring her readers to my blog. I implore you all out there to visit her blog too. www.justhetwofus.blogspot.com. Alternatively, you could click on Hobs on the right. Together, we have compiled a pile of funny memories back in KC.

Once during Chemistry, Carrie, this classmate of mine was reading Sweet Valley under her table. She was too engrossed in the book that saliva dripped from her mouth as she read the book. I guess cuz she doesnt close her mouth when she reads. She thought no one saw. But i did, and i was controlling my laughter realll badly.

Jessica Z. was known as the owl. She got abit annoying each time she goes "who, who, who" in the midst of our conversation. You get my drift. Initially, we would tell her who we were talking about, but we got so sick of repeating everything because of her, so me & hobs would ignore her.

I sat beside Belle back in Sec4. She used to have this bf called Nicholas aka cantaloupe. HAHA. And i would scribble Nick all over her table and she would be pissed. Cuz i think she didn't exactly like Nicholas at all. They fell in love whilst ice-skating. Haha. Me & Hobs would role-play the kissing scene of Nick & belle to irritate this Honeydew. belle used to adore M2M. She would sing their song almost everyday. And i cannot tahan. haha. Just kidding Honeydew. (ref to Hob's blog if you don't know why we call her Honeydew) Now that belle is single, she can go back to Cantaloupe for he has nice pearly white teeth. HEHEHEHE.

On the last day of school, me & hobs threw our old school shoes into one of those metal cupboards, and we hid our smelly KC socks under the monitor cover. good luck to the next batch.

In sec 1, i had this classmate who forgot to put on her badge, so this psycho form teacher of mine took a chalk and wrote B-A-D-G-E on her pinafore. Fucking hilarious.

And then there was Mrs Ho, that saliva spitting history teacher, who can't speak clearly, maybe its because of her long tongue. but she sure has a passion for history. Thanks to her, i got 94 for my Sec2 history. And whenever Mrs Ho gets pissed, i really feel like laughing, because she looks damn drama lah! macham she's acting in some chinese serial. wah, and i think she needs a proper haircut. She's also known as chocolate chip, cuz she has many moles on her body.

During biology lesson, i rememebered Mrs Buoy talking about the skin. And then she went on about the Cornified Layer. So i smiled to myself, then i grinned and Charmaine. And she made me face the black wall at the side because she said i was distracting others. Charmaine used to be my Bus No. 12 buddy. We would look out for cute & uglys guys on the bus everyday. And she's really corny too.

I had this damn good chinese teacher. Its because of her that half the class got distinction for chinese. And i'm one of them. heh. Quite an achievement for a banana hor. Wah, i can remember how she calls me. Super high pitch voice "XIAooooooooooooooo Li JUN!, ni gen wo guo lai". Don't know why she always ask me guo lai lah. Oh wait, i think its because i'm always talking to other ppl, and i'm always speaking english during her class. But i love her nonetheless.

Stupid Piggy Lim confiscated my Pride & Prejudice guidebook. Bloody hell. And i've yet to get the guidebook back from her!

Ms Soo was a terror. It didn't help that she used to live 2 blocks away from me when i was staying at Pasir Ris. I would see her at the bus-stop every morning, but i pretend that i didn't see her. One day, she asked me to take a cab with her..Erm..so i did. Free transport mah. Then she gave some stupid prep talk on the way to school. Bah. I'd rather pay 45cents for my bus-fare than take the cab. She went like.."Grace, back then in sec2, you were such a good girl, look at you now. See how you wear the uniform. And look at your grades. You used to do so well for geog, and now, you're getting Cs. What happened to you???". At least she didn't try to slap me like how she threatened to slap Nim. Terror hor?

And there was Ms Devi. She has bad-breath. Everyone would agree with me. Damn disgusting. Yuck. And i dread it when she calls me to sit beside her. Anyway, she sucks. She told us that we could only aspire to go to a JC. Boo to her. At least i made it to a JC. She's such a bitch. She hates the guts of nicole & hobs. Haha. But she only had one darling, and thats none other than the honeydew. HAHAHAHAH. GROSS.

That reminds me of another bitch. Candy Hong. Bloody arrogant, think she tai-tai or what. Can't even pronounce properly. She taught me Home Econs and Art. During Home Ec..."Girlss...this is Sue-ger (sugar)" Wtf lah. And i only managed to cook once throughout my sec1 home-ec. Bitch. Cuz she said i can't cook as i didn't finish up my corrections. WTF???????? Whilst others were cooking, i was doing my corrections. How nice. She's full of shit. period.

Okay, i'm tired already.
I just got back from Marina Sq-Esplanade-Bras-basah with Ken.
Silly old Ken. There is a striking similarity between ken and a young little boy. When a young boy finally managed to persuade his daddy to get the toy, he can't help but keep bringing out the toy during dinner, staring at the box, looking into the box. After dinner, he does it again-looking at the box, looking into the box. And he seemed very eager to go home and play the toy. But of course, ken didn't buy a toy. He bought something else.