Random Rubbish Churning

Sometimes, i feel like i have the memory of a gold fish (read: only 3 secs). i need to constantly remind myself that i have 2 fucking tests on the same fucking bloody day! Two fucking core modules that are enough to drive me MAD MAD MAD. Oh, so why am i here? *remind myself i have two tests* Immunology. Molecular Basis of Human Diseases.

Recently, after glossing through my Human Diseases notes on Cancer, I've decided to take some anti-oxidants. Haha. My mom bought alot from GNC, and she thinks its good if i were to take them daily. And each pill costs $1.50. WTF! Good thing about anti-oxidants is that it eliminates free radicals produced in your body, which effectively lowers your risk of getting cancer. You could get anti-oxidants from Vit E or tomatoes, broccoli yada yada. I've also learnt that (and i quote from my lecture notes) "it is not easy to get cancer". Because, for cancer to strike, it must accumulate 4-7 mutations in our body. And usually, our body has an internal DNA repair system and tumour supressors etc. My question is, if its not easy to get cancer, why the hell is cancer on the rise dammit! Evolution? Is that why we acquire mutations in our body so easily? I dont bloody know lah!

Was reading Manda's blog and i was inspired by one of her entries. Heh So, i'm gonna come up with a list like hers

To be my knight in the shining armour, you must

treat me like a million dollars
send me home to my doorstep if its late at night so i dont have to run up the stairs myself.
know what i eat, and what i can't eat. (read: order my prawn mee without prawns!).
like my friends, and send them home too.
surprise me in school, or at my block.
cook/bake for me. And make sure it does not taste like poison.
bring me a blanket when i'm cold, even when you're on crutches.
call to see if i've arrived home safely if you don't happen to send me home.
pick flowers for me! (same as manda). but pls don't pick nonsense like angsana or lallang.
tell me that i look nice in whatever clothes/hairstyle/shoes.
give me opinions when i go shopping with you. don't just say "okay lah".
like my family and my dog.
respect your parents as well as mine, and respect me too.
write me a card, even if you do not plan to give me a birthday present.
give me motivation to study whenever i feel lazy.
not yell at me when i'm late for 30mins or less.
not treat me as though i'm your friend whenever we hang out in a big group.
not make me cry. And if i were to cry, make sure its tears of joy.
be musically inclined. serenade to me a decent piece of music. damien rice is good. if not bach will do.
be taller than me.
have at least 80% well aligned teeth. (haha. im a sucker for teeth can?).
be able to swim and like the sun or any other outdoor sports.
make sure you're bloody unattached. Cuz i hate being the third party. I would never hurt a girl.

That is all, i don't think my expectations are too high eh?
So how come i'm still fucking single?
GRRRRRRRRRRRR