Who's got the soccer fever?

"love me love me, say that you love me
fool me fool me, go one and fool me
i don't care 'bout anything but you"

I hope next time, i don't get a bf who's a hardcore soccer fan
Its excruciating to see how they're perpetually glued
to the tube when there's a soccer match.
Even if theres an armageddon, i still think they would continue watching.
And it's most annoying when they always wanna rush home,
just to catch a soccer match!
Or how they always appear to be in a state of trance/subconsciousness,
whenever you talk to them during a match
How they scream when there's a goal, or how they tell you their heart almost stopped,
when their favourite team almost scored an own goal

Men!

They are so queer