i hate my router

Grrr.
Fuck lah.
I just remembered i have 2 assignments to do. Both due on the same bloody day. I haven't even started!

1. Physiology assignment on acclimatization (15%)
2. Ecology Field trip report (15%)

I have 1 week to do. This is my biggest nightmare. Veryvery high weightage
#2 more or less gao dim, becuz i got last sem's report done by a Dean's Lister.
#1, i will have a fucking hard timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.1000 word report. I is going to die.

Anyway, my internet connection has been a mother fucking bitch lately. Okay, its unjust to curse the connection, since its not even mine. Belongs to my neighbour. It's irritating how some neighbours can't share their connection! Heh. Why must use WEP Key leh?? Ppl tapping on connection temporarily only what, becuz router is not working too well. Share and care like the Sharity elephant.

Fuck the router also lah. Break down dunno how many times, and i gotta keep calling the shitty filipino linksys ppl and have them guide me over the phone. I remembered the first time i called right, this fucking bitchy filippino was attending to me, teaching me how to wire all the cable wires to the modem and CPU etc. And i didn't exactly get it, cuz there were too many fucking wires behind. So i kept asking her qn..and she got irritated. She screamed at me " IS YOUR LAN CABLE CONNECTED TO THE CPU" blah blah. Knn, she dare to yell at me! i paid for your linksys router one okay. Of course, i yelled back" You didnt even explain properly, you stupid bitch, and you dare yell at me" And she kept quiet, and i slammed the damn phone down. Figured it myself,. Guess what, that stupid bitch told me to plug the stupid wire into the CPU, instead, it should be to the modem.. i don't understand how some ppl can be that anal.

So anyway, here's what i could do about my router:

1. accept the offer from a someone to come over and fix my router (NO THANKS X 1000)
2. get help from m, my closest neighbour who lives one road away from me
3. buy a lan cable, like what m said. But that defeats the entire Wifi shit in my laptop
4. do someting about the stupid router (if i have the time)

Strangly, i've been back from the cruise for about.. 2 days
And i keep feeling like im still on the ship, like a boat is rocking or something.

ps: alamak, supposed to meet Chicken rice (jeevan) for tennis tmr at 9am, but its impossible to drag me out of bed. Its already 3am!