Chiong ah!!

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Pics taken at Zouk. As you can see, Nick can be really irritating not only online, but when it comes to taking pictures, he can be irritating as well. Haha. Hi nicky.
And thats hobs with what i called the OCS Berre? (how the fuck you spell that?)
Zouk was good last night.
So liberating after a long hiatus from clubbing. Ahh.
Don't you think Nick looks like a hamster. He didn't join us last night. But at least you had one glass of vodka orange. Thanks to me. :)
Its fun zouking with Hobs and her friends, provided that Hobs doesnt ditch me to slime other guys. TEEHEE.
Good that we, or rather you behaved yourself last night my dear fatty! Since there weren't any guys clubbing with us, except this guy called Chris, who kinda looks like a butch. but never mind. So, we didn't exactly have a buffer. You know how irritating it is when ugly guys try to get close to you, or have physical contact with you whilst dancing. If the guys are cute, haha why not. But they're either a) fucking ugly b) damn action and can't dance c) cheena like hell d) bad dress sense. And for Diaana, the guy beside her has bad breath. Haha.
Hobs was my nanny for the night. For she would bull doze her way through the crowd and made sure everything's fine. Good she whacked this guy who was probably in a state of narcolepsy (read: sleeping whilst standing, cuz he's a little stoned). This guy gropped her butt, haha, he probably found it irristable. She pushed him, and whacked him real hard on his shoulder. And his friends took that fella away! Good job hobbies!
And hobs stuck gums on ugly guy's butt. Cuz they take up too much space, can't dance, and they are so smelly! We should bring more gums next time. And stick them on some bitches' hair. Say, are we nice ppl hobs?
And so i say, guys at phuture are desperate. Eyew. They disgust me. Didn't help that one person i know is LIKE THAT. OMFG. Now i feel grossed out. Haha. How can anyone be that desperate as to grind with someone UGLY? Er...haha. i would be caught dead grinding with someone eeky looking. I mean, average is okay, not that i'm all that pretty or what. But you know..maintain a standard at least?
And so i dedicate Desperados by the Eagles to all those ppl out there. Esp YOU!
I'm starting to like Zouk more than Phuture. :)

3 Comments:
Hi fatty, oh yes you haven't clubbed in ages but I understand why, you're so fat there is no space in Zouk for you. About a certain someone who grinds UGLY girls, tsk tsk tsk. Yah I am going to zouk again and good you're not coming HAHAHAHAHA am I a beep? Clubbing with you, worse than clubbing with the boyfriend HAHAHA. Am I nice? Sydney we will chiong hor!
oh yea I am liek the bouncer/protector (when I am not gone myself which hasn't happened in ages, very danger you know!) anyway once sakoon and i and dunno who were dancing at zouk, then this fat bespectacled indian boy said to her 'can i dance with you?' haha so i said to him 'no, and pulled her away'.HAHAHAHA am i a great friend?
you know why you're a bouncer?
HAHAHA. because you're fat and you have a big butt to boot. HEEE. Bouncing is what tigger does best hurhur. Remember?
Sydney we will club for sure! YAYYYYY!!
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